🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥 🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!**

🚨🤡🎪 BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!! 🎪🤡🚨 🎉 WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA) 🎉 📍 New Hartford, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR 💸 🎓 PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED! ⏰ FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🤡 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM! THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER. 🎪💀 Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces? Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?! 🥇😭 Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized... "THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME." ⚖️💀 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED. 🤡 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎪 YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES: 🤹 PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL: Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play! 🎉 CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER: Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity! 🧠 TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER: Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills. 🧘 CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR: Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union. 📊 SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION: Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science. 🧪😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS? 💸 $25–$30/HR! Your bank account deserves a standing ovation! 👏 🎓 PAID TRAINING! We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality! 🤡 NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY! Clown college is also optional. ⏰ FLEXIBLE HOURS! Afternoons, evenings & weekends! 🧠 BCBA SUPPORT! Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster. 💜 REAL IMPACT! Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS: ✅ Patience of a saint ✅ Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey 🐒 ✅ A genuine love for working with children ✅ Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn ✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY. 💣🤡 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📲 STEP RIGHT UP! THE GREATEST JOB SHOW ON EARTH IS CALLING YOUR NAME! 🎪 📍 New Hartford, CT 💰 $25–$30/hour 🎓 Paid training | No RBT certification required SEND YOUR RÉSUMÉ & AVAILABILITY TODAY! 🚨🤡 GET PAID. MAKE SILLY FACES. COLLECT DATA. CHANGE LIVES. 💀🎪 WE'RE NOT SAYING YOUR RESUME NEEDS A CLOWN ON IT... BUT WE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF IT DID. 😂🔥